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Did not finish book. Stopped at 51%.
- I couldn’t get invested in the story and it was hard for me to feel anything for the characters.
- The plot felt like a list of points interspersed with reminders of how miserable Sloane is.
- The pacing was painfully slow, and Sloane’s self-reflective inner monologues and lack of character development (so far) didn’t help.
- Vampire elements were cartoonish, not creepy or sexy.
- I don’t hate insta-love, but this one wasn’t working for me.
- The romances felt corny and cheesy. Even the sex scenes and gore felt more cringe than shocking or spicy, and not in a fun, campy way—just awkward.
- The audiobook wasn’t mixed well. The volumes are all over the place and it would get really clear and louder randomly.
Graphic: Sexual content, Blood, Murder, and Toxic friendship
Moderate: Confinement, Infidelity, and Toxic relationship
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
5.0
- Fashion as art
- Insufferable, entitle rich people get theirs
- Ominous get-out energy
- Transactional romance
- Isolated island setting
- Patriarchal Ick
- Rotted bloodlines
- Mutinous uprising
- Revenge fantasy
- Hitchcockian Hunt with a twist
- Retribution body and social horror
- Sensory, vibey atmosphere
Graphic: Gore, Blood, Murder, Injury/Injury detail, and Classism
Moderate: Incest, Sexual assault, Sexual content, and Sexual violence
Minor: Rape, Vomit, Abortion, and Fire/Fire injury
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
2.0
- #cancelled main character
- Whirlwind romance unraveling
- Romanticized internet embargo gone wrong
- Descriptive world building with floorplan/layout included
- Shitty stepkid + delusional dad drama
- Snark and sabotage
- Naïve, ‘dumb’ character decisions
- Dramatic cat-and-mouse action-survival scenes
- Dark and stormy night isolated by the storm settings
- Books to read on cloudy days or in the forest
- Third person narrator getting the MC's feels and ponderings.
Graphic: Grief, Death of parent, and Gaslighting
Moderate: Eating disorder, Mental illness, Sexism, Sexual content, Toxic relationship, and Car accident
Minor: Adult/minor relationship, Bullying, and Pandemic/Epidemic
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
5.0
- Touch of nonsensical storytelling
- Casual, direct writing style
- Memoir-style main character speaking directly to the reader
- Steampunk-ish alternate but recognizable universe
- Bizarre, outdated, surreal, and oppressive atmospheres
- Mix of modern life, not-too-distant future, and Victorian traditions
- Fast paced, short chapters with mixed media
- Psychological and symbolic journeys
- Swipes of dark humour and sharp wit
- Rewatching childhood via security cams
- Teen dating fails, let’s not meet
- Coming of age, coming out punk opera poetry
- Songs in books
- Found family and friendship stories
- Overcoming generational trauma and oppressive systems
Graphic: Domestic abuse, Emotional abuse, Toxic relationship, and Gaslighting
Moderate: Infidelity
Minor: Sexual harassment and War
Did not finish book. Stopped at 35%.
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
4.5
- Fleeing the scene of an embarrassment
- Summer job challenges and friendship dynamics
- Pressured-to-be-perfect historical family study with dark secrets
- Same place, different times
- Truth is stranger than fiction pseudoscience
- Isolated island, dark and stormy night
- Closed circle murder mystery, gathering the suspects
- Tragic accident…or was it
- Exploration of parental bias and expectations, nature vs nurture, dangers of pseudoscience and misunderstanding scientific processes, morality and making things right
- Flip the script reveals
- Books where you feel like you’re tagging along with the MC, getting their thoughts as an aside
- Ghost in the room observing the past chapters
- Coming-of-age seasonal and who-to-choose romantic conflict
Graphic: Child death, Death, and Alcohol
Moderate: Racism, Murder, Fire/Fire injury, and Classism
Minor: Drug use, Sexual content, Suicide, and Vomit
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
4.0
- Problematic HOAs
- Social commentary wrapped in atmospheric, ‘something’s off’ energy
- Creepy kids
- Creature feature, things that go bump in the night
- Academic drama
- Relationship eroding
- Horticultural sci-fi, hint of nature’s revenge
- Hive-minds and Sameness dangers
- Domestic social suburban horror
- Slow burn, meandering, ‘sit with it’ plots
- Third person narration, being the ghost in the room tagging along with the MC
- Hint of “good for her” feels
Graphic: Homophobia
Moderate: Alcoholism, Mental illness, Racism, and Alcohol
Minor: Sexual content, Suicide, Car accident, and Fire/Fire injury
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
2.0
Graphic: Mental illness and Vomit
Moderate: Rape, Sexual assault, Sexual violence, Blood, Medical content, and Trafficking
Minor: Sexual content and Violence
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
4.0
- Cozy murder mystery
- Comedic amateur sleuth snooping
- Adorable older main character perspectives
- Books to read with tea and homecooked meals
- Gathering the suspects tea spilling
- Heartwarming found family
- Whimsical, witty writing style
Moderate: Death, Murder, and Abandonment
Minor: Dementia and Death of parent
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
4.5
- Complex, conflicted motherhood experience
- Relatable or cathartic moments for mothers/parents
- Sleep-deprived, overwhelmed, unreliable narrator
- Childhood imaginary friend returns
- Curled up on a rainy/snowy day reads (but not while eating, never while eating 🤢)
- Symbolic commentary exploring narcissistic abuse, the curse of generational trauma, the sacrifices around motherhood
- Where does reality end and the dream/nightmare begin surrealism
- Shadow self, post-partum, or possession manifesting as body horror
- Something-is-wrong-with-this-child and Doppelganger paranoia fuel
- Third person narratives where the reader is flitting from fly on the wall, to time-traveller, to deep in the character’s mind
- Sensory, eerie, chaotic world building
Graphic: Body horror, Mental illness, and Schizophrenia/Psychosis
Moderate: Forced institutionalization and Fire/Fire injury
Minor: Animal cruelty and Pregnancy