mel_c_bell's reviews
661 reviews

This book makes no sense, unreadable It's not even ready for an editor.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

Ya know what? I ain't even mad at it. Quick, insta-love with a neurotic and uber-possessive semi-retired hitman who is experiencing a midlife existential crisis. 

It has this sort of troubled souls connect vibe to it, which was fine. But then we jump right into a daddy kink. Again, ain't mad at it. I guess the FMC does have some daddy issues, but who am I to judge?

There's a plot in there somewhere, but I doubt that's why anyone picks this up.

I mean, sure, it fits with what this author writes. It is dark and kicks off with some really awful human trafficking content, so read responsibly. Russian bratva boss happens upon our FMC in this trafficking brothel and is like, "I'm taking her," and the boss b*tch is like, "Nah, bruh," and he's all, "She's my wife," so, I guess that settles that.

They get married immediately after he sweeps her out of there, and our FMC is like, "It's cool." I guess it is if it's between that or being SA'd.

Once we get through that, we dive right into the insta-love and breeding we know we can expect from this author. 

I enjoyed the read, it's quick and fun. Not my fave from her, but def no regrets.

She catches him fucking another woman like two days after their wedding 

I'm just here for the long haul—ain't nothing gonna prevent me from giving an Orc Sworn book 5 ⭐️. Now, this book is a strong 5 star'er 🤔 because never in the previous 8 books did I think I could stomach the two MMCs, but alas, here we are, and honestly, they may be my fav. WTF? And then, I was like, "Oh, an older FMC with no chance of orc babies 😒 ...okayyyyyyy." F it, let all of them be middle-aged women who don't give a damn anymore.

LOVED IT! I wish I counted how many ‘W T F’ moments there were, and how many audible reactions I let loose.  My poor husband being woken up by me whisper yelling ‘NO FCKN WAYYYYYYYY’

So, you have this couple that has clearly experienced a recent trauma that threatens their marriage.  And what do they do? GO ON A REALITY SHOW…duh. Sounds a bit like Wife Swap or whatever. 

Anyways, they get back to their house, and the wife is clearly kinda losing it—but, like, has she been losing it for a while? We don’t know—so we just hop on the ride of spiraling sanity. But WAIT! There’s more…so much more. Crazy, maybe witches, giant squids in the walls, secret baby handoffs, chicken heads, goblins 🤷🏻‍♀️

No reason not to give this book a try because if you love WTF horror!