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Pleasured by the Pumpkin by Callie Snow

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1.0

“When you wake up, I’ll show you what I can do with my stem.”

oh my gosh what even was that.

I've read lots of guys with pumpkins for heads, BUT THIS IS A LITERAL PUMPKIN.
and I just-
no.
Groped By the Grinch by Melanie Nyx

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3.0

this wasn't bad! didn't love it. but it was a fun holiday read.
The Pumpkin King - An Erotic Paranormal Short Story by Cara Demone

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3.0

I picked this up thinking it was gonna be a spicy jack skellington fan fic. and that. that was not what I got. I read two pages last night and immediately texted a friend to tell her that she needed to read it. and we did. all the way thru. and I wish I could say i was sorry for putting her through that bc it was awful. but if I'm having to experience this (like I said w boogie man) I'm gonna bring as many innocent souls down with me as I can.
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