This book is bat shit crazy!! Seriously… I’m not sure I have the words to describe just how bonkers it is??!

Do NOT go into this thinking it’s going to be a well thought out mystery thriller. It’s soooo not! There are logistics to this story that do not add up… but Jackie, you may be saying, why 4 stars?!?? Because even though it’s utter ridiculous trash I enjoyed the hell out of it!!

Purists skip this book, just don’t do it. You’re going to hate it and be mad at me, and then make me question everything about myself and my enjoyment of this book. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life right now. Sorry, not sorry!

If you’re looking for dark British humor, an author who is completely taking the piss out of influencers, (she has to be right??), enough grotesque insights into the meat industry to make anyone vegan, and an independently wealthy female Dexter with insane daddy issues… this is the book for you! AGAIN DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANY KIND OF REALITY/BELIEVABILITY!! You’ve been warned!!!

Oh oh and one final thought… this book will not age well haha waaay too many pop culture references.