“To assume is to make an ass out of you and me” should be fucking tattooed on Dorian’s face. Dumb motherfucker fr. Also I know that every 18-year old’s mantra is “I am a grownup and I can do it on my own” but as a 25-year old. I wanna sit these motherfuckers down, give them a juice box and tell them to shut the fuck up.