This book was 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 vibe 👏🏻

I have a few complaints that I can voice, and many that I can’t. Here’s my “I just finished this fucking book” review.

1. I don’t like Lovecraftian horror. That’s not the book’s fault

2. There are too many POV characters for a 435 page book, and while they (mostly) have distinct voices they don’t have actual personality traits because they’re the personification of places

3. What exactly is the plot? The characters don’t know what they’re doing for 75% of the book

4. Aislyn, even as an Americanization of Aislin, would not be pronounced anything like island. It’s ASH-lyn. Ais makes an ash sound in Gaelic. 

5. Speaking of Aislyn, she’s so stupid. This woman is not in her 30s, there’s absolutely no way. She doesn’t feel like a complete adult (or a complete person)

6. There are some, I don’t know exactly what to call the parenthetical but maybe asides is the right word? Anyway there are asides in this book that made me really dislike the writing style. I also don’t like how vague the writing is. I think this book would have benefitted from being in third person instead of first person.

Okay, now on to the couple of things I did like. I really liked Aislyn’s mom. I think she was one of the most compelling characters in the whole book. Give me a piece of literary fiction about that entire family and I’d be happy. I also liked Veneza a lot, she was great. 

Note: the characters I like are all secondary characters. I have exactly no thoughts about most of the boroughs. Bronca is fine though.

Anyway, I will not be reading the sequel. I will, however, be reading The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms later this month.