I picked this up because it seemed intriguing, heroine with an interesting power, interesting Dracula parallels. But for a book that took several snarky shots at Twilight (which were hilarious) good grief did it seem determined to emulate it!

Blinkered, idiotic characters, overwrought storyline and page after page of the main character lamenting "But I wuv him, but he's eeeevol, but I can't resist him, I wuuuuv him!"

Awful. Truly awful.