This is so?? Shit?? And while sure it mightve been written to mock the people mentioned here I still dont see any fucking reason to read it. The fact people who like this book relate to these characters is mind blowing, mightve been my least favourite book ever if I actually finished this piece of crap. Imma just watch the movie and hope that’s some good shit.
Actual fucking quotes:
“As I was setting the table I noticed my reflection in the mirror and smiled at how good I looked”
“He adjusted his Versace tie and  when she opened the door handed his Giorgio Armani over coat”