Hot damn, I can already tell this is going to be one of my favorite books of 2023—every page makes me want to bray in delight!  Its self-destructive, middle-aged heroine, Greta, is one of the most fascinating characters I’ve ever read.  Greta has trauma, Greta has issues, Greta has a dog named Piñon and a job as a transcriptionist for a sex therapist with questionable credentials.  To me, Greta’s job feels like drinking gossip through a straw like a milkshake, and it’s how she becomes obsessed with Big Swiss, a client whose sessions she transcribes.  To Greta’s surprise, Big Swiss soon becomes obsessed with her, too.  For readers of Melissa Broder and other fans of hilarious, unforgettable queer chaos.