No hate no shade no pink lemonade to anyone who enjoyed these books, of course.

But you have no taste 💅🏾🪭

I’m kidding, I’m kidding 🤣

Or am I 👀?

For the cowboys boxset: I got for free on Amazon US; it comes with three books, each arouns 30 chapters, but it’s available on KU as well, for inquiring minds.

<b>BOOK ONE</b>

How the plot came off: 

So the FMC is an alleged “ice queen” who 😱 decided to get a PhD 🔬 NOT an MD you fucking heathen 🩺❌😤 and the MMC and her family are upset 🔪🤬 she DARED do so and LEAVE—dare I say—ABANDON her own familia 🥺

So the frail father tells the MMC “marry my lonely ass daughter so I may control her and force her back to me and you can have the deed to some piece of land”. MMC, to his credit, finds it stupid. But then he goes along with it 🙄 Oh and while the father is in the ICU, the MMC tells the FMC to get over herself and let them fuck and FMC forgets her father is in the ICU and becomes a blushing virgin 😳 . 

[Spoilers (Snapewives Edition)] OH. And the FMC’s childhood female tormentor who I didn’t mention before but now I did because ✨convenience✨? She has the MMC’s child 💀 Wait no the MMC’s brother’s child 💀💀 Wait HOLD ON the MMC’s father’s child 💀💀💀🔪 making this kid the MMC’s half brother. Did I mention the FMC gave up on her career for the MMC and the MMC constantly laughs when the FMC is emotional?

Hello, officer?

Yes, I would like to declare a robbery.

A ROBBERY OF MY TIME.

Yes I am mad. Yes I told my cats. No they did not do damn thing about it other than start purring and ask for belly rubs. Yes that made me feel better.

I’ll come back with book two and three because I need to review them to keep my sanity if I decide to try and reread these.