A review by morgcxn
Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances by Maureen Johnson, John Green, Lauren Myracle

medium-paced

0.25

"My iPenguin gloomily flapped her wings as "Fools in Love" hummed from her plastic body"

The Jubilee Express — 2 STARS — How was this not an episode of Dateline?

A Cheertastic Christmas Miracle — NEGATIVE STARS — John Green you let me down. The slut-shaming and holier than thou attitude was so annoying. What was the need for the Lindsay Lohan slander?
"I forgot that Waffle House are like Lindsay Lohan's legs: always open"
Itt is so incredibly creepy how it is completly normalized a bunch of ADULT college boys coming to get HIGH SCHOOL girls drunk.

The Patron Saint of Pigs — 1 STAR — Addie you are not the victim here. You messed up, own up to it and stop being a whiny little brat.

"The music stopped, and my iPenguin stopped dancing. She made her sad you're-turning-me-off? sound, and I said "You and me both, Pengy"