Ugh. I try really hard to "make nice" when I'm writing reviews but I just could not stomach this book. When I received it from the early reviewer's program on Library Thing, I was initially captivated. I made my whole family read the first page, which I thought might be the funniest first page I'd ever read. But being inside this character's head literally made my head spin. The sarcastic, inappropriate and ADHD ramblings of the first page never stopped. I make myself read 100 pages of every book before I give up, and I made it, but only because I was trapped in an airport with nothing else to do. I left it on the chair in the airport, and actually felt kind of guilty that some poor person was going to pick it up and be subjected to a book full of f-bombs and drunken sex.