GENERIC HOSTILE REVIEW.


I’d love to leave it at Generic, but I got fooled by Amazon reviews into actually buying this piece of crap. I disliked the first one, because I felt the writing wasn’t meant for my age group, so I didn’t review it...but upon reading this one...I’ve determined that I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with it, yet I’ve no qualms about sodomizing a few of those Amazon reviewers with it.


Fool me once, b*tches. I stand by my original parody name for this series...Only The Ring Finger, Blows. Oh, and don’t get me started on how badly this book is put together–if I were June, I’d be embarrassed to put my logo on it.