This took me forever to read and I am a rather fast reader. It was just so boring and full of wordy descriptions of shit that is IRRELEVANT to the actual book and that made me angry.

Also, it was a mystery, I suppose, although it was obvi who it was.

Also! I didn't read this in one day, but it was so boring that I forgot to even list it here when I started it.

SUCKS TO BE ME BECAUSE IT TOOK FUCKING WEEKS TO GET THROUGH THIS.