The Infinity Gauntlet: The Musical

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Thanos man, Thanos man
Thanos man hates Warlock man
They have a fight, Thanos wins
Thanos man....

Nebula man, Nebula man,
Nebula man hates Thanos man
They have a fight, Nebula wins
Nebula man...

Warlock man, Warlock man...

Which is to say, any book that can be summed up by substituting the names in a They Might Be Giants song isn't as compelling as everyone seems to think it is.