Book safety, content warnings, and tropes down below.

What do you even say about a book with the tagline ’They’re Here… For Dick!’, lol. It sure was… something. I enjoyed it? I think. I mean, it heavily lacked relationship development and most other things, but it was exactly what it said it would be. Humans boning aliens to help them repopulate. Breeding happened, mission success, lol. Having a self-cleaning and self-lubing alien is hella convenient tho, especially for the word count.

“Will it fit?” he asked, eyes wide with worry. I leaned in and kissed him. “It’ll fit, I promise. And it’ll feel so good.”

+ points for one of my favorite microtropes: size difference in the wiener department.

⬇️ Blanket spoiler warning ⬇️

⚠️ Tropes & content tags ⚠️
Mpreg
Alien/human
Novella
Military MC
Self-cleaning
Self-lubricated
Instalove
Instalust
Small cock
Public sex
Virgin alien

⚠️ Content warning ⚠️
Mpreg
Explicit sexual content
Public sex
Homophobic parents (off page)

⚠️Book safety ⚠️
Cheating: No
Other person drama: No
Breakup: No
POV: 1st person, single
Genre: Alien romance novella
Pairing: M/M
Strict roles or versatile: Strict roles
Main characters’ age: ‘almost 40’ and 28
Series: Standalone
Kindle Unlimited: Yes
Pages: 97
Happy ending: Yes


“All I wanted was a job as a mechanic, and to get away from the shitty small town I grew up in.” He frowned. “The town had an abundance of excrement?” I laughed.



You can find most of my reviews on Instagram as well: https://www.instagram.com/booksafety?igsh=MWZ3azhkdDc2Y2ludg%3D%3D&utm_source=qr