“Finna” by Nino Cipri is like if a portal fantasy took place in IKEA.  But make it hella queer and anti-capitalist.  And with chairs that eat people.  It’s somehow both melancholy and cheerful?  And you want to shake the MCs but maybe hug them?  Anyway, it’s a novella so you risk absolutely nothing by reading it.  And you should!  So quit arguing with me about it.  Geez.