I heard this was the worst romance ever written so I found an ebook on scribd to check. I lasted all of ten minutes in this thing. It’s bad, very bad. It’s basically a bunch of soldiers who find a tribe of women who’ve never seen men or experienced sex of any kind. These men introduce them to their own bodies and lie to them and coerce them into sex. Coerce is a mild word, it’s dubious at best, non consensual at worst.

Here are a few quotes:

“He tapped lightly on the bathroom door. “You in there, Hildy?”

No answer. He opened the door a crack...and almost had a heart attack...or a dick attack.

AND

Why are you frowning?”

“Because I can’t find it.”

I am almost afraid to ask. “Find what?”

“My clete, you dolt.”

Clete? Clete? Oh, my God! She means her clit. His you-know-what stood up and practically waved yoo-hoo. “I could help you find it.”

AND

Hilda was probably climaxing, but who could tell with all that was going on down there. He collapsed on top of Hilda, who looked poleaxed as she stared at the two of them in the mirror, her a sandwich between him and the tile floor.

This is all from one scene. I honestly couldn’t read any more. It was not good. I’m not rating because I only opened it to see how bad it was so it’s not really sporting.
But for real, if you can find a copy and want a laugh.