My name is Hemingway. I am a Man. I like alcohol. I like women. I like writing. I like being direct. Sometimes I write very long running sentences that go against my otherwise terse style so it's a little distracting and sometimes it's hard to follow, but trust me my writing and insight can be good. I love F. Scott Fitzgerald. We drink a lot. Sometimes we drink at night. Other times he drinks in the day. That worries me. This book is okay. I hope my fiction writing is better.