A cat lady is laid up from injuries and gets bored and depressed. Cat 1 of 2 runs away. She is more depressed. 5 weeks later cat #2 comes back fat and happy. Lady is jealous. Lady and her girlfriend use GPS and cameras tied to her cat to track its movements. Comedy ensues as cat roams all over the damn place. Mystery is presented: where is kitty getting delicious foods? Attention brought to cat #1 briefly. Cat lady learns to talk to neighbors and begins to develop social life. Cat #2 has been mooching off friendly hippies down the street. Depression cured. Social life leveled up. Everyone is a crazy cat person. There, that's it. Cute artwork by author's girlfriend.

As far as nonfiction goes this is the best I've read, but has also enforced my opinion that animal people don't know how to write an intriguing nonfiction story. Again, I'll stick to fiction.