I thought it was only fit for my first ever review to be for a book I truly hated.

I hate-read this book. I was filled with an intense yearning to mark it as DNF, but was mistakenly encouraged by another review that half-heartedly claimed the plot picked up in the last third of the book. Spoiler alert : it doesn’t. It feels almost like cheating to make this book as read for all the long-winded passages I skimmed over (do not get me started on the inane amount of attention the Kandy Kakes commercials received). A word of advice for potential future readers: if you are reading this book and you’re unsure if you like it or not - you don’t. It’s unenjoyable and I wouldn’t recommend wasting your time attempting to like it.