Damn, I really wanted to love this. It starts off so strong and feels like it's going to be the epitome of a dark mafia Beauty and the Beast retelling...but then, we kinda just lose the plot somewhere. Events just happen; we never revisit them. There's a random Ireland road trip in a...what I can only imagine being a golf cart 🤷🏻‍♀️ There's a hidden treasure that's causing a bunch of issues, I guess. The castle feels like something out of a cartoon villain story—let me explain: This castle must have some crazy spawn site because, at any given moment, there could be Bostonian assassins on the property. Now that I think about it, I honestly don't even know how the story ends. I do know there is a veterinarian's office that sees a bunch of action.