What can I say about this erotic door romance? There was basically no point in this being labeled as a romance with a door because yes while this person does start out being a door he's immediately turned into a human but her having sex with the doorknob. From that point on he's a man and you wouldn't know it was a door romance if she wasn't saying that's my good door to the human man. I think I could have enjoyed this more had it not been about a freaking door. I went into this one fully expecting not to like it but everyone was talking about it and I had to know what all the fuss was about.