This is such a weirdly wholesome book. And by far MY FAVORITE BOOK OF THE YEAR (AND OF DEAN KOONTZ). Picture this:
• Killer Clowns so bent on screwing your life in 5 pivotal days
• Syndactyly, Indefatigable optimist, Baker hours
• DRY WIT HUMOR.

I LOVE DEAN KOONTZ AND THIS BOOK JUST MADE ME REALIZE AGAIN WHY I BECAME A READER IN THE FIRST PLACE. (Koontz have been an influential author to me since high school). GAHD. I JUST. OHMYGOODLERD. Full coherent and (hopefully) eloquent RTC (I NEED TO JUSTIFY MY LOVE FOR THIS BOOK)