This was ABSURD. I don't even know what to say, other than:
I started off hating Ethan and came around
I compared this book's pacing to "Sorry to Bother You" in that it starts weird and only gets weird er, culminating in a real WTF moment about 2/3 through
I...think I liked it?
Goddamn I'm actually mad at Katie Hafner for taking me in like this