Dnf on page 1

Oh hey, my fastest ever dnf lol. 

This is just a preference thing but I don't like when characters break the 4th wall and start speaking to the reader. And I especially don't like it when it's done so the character can really dumb it down and spell everything out (ie "I put this in italics so you can understand how much I really mean it")

I can't do a whole book of this, so I'm moving on