DISCLAIMER: I'm not against dubcon or noncon stories, however I am VERY against romanticising abuse and rape in any way. That's not dark romance, that's kink erotica, and I don't endorse miscategorising a book to try and make more money.

This book is SO badly written it actually hurts my eyes. I can't believe this was sold as dark academia yet not a single academic plotline was written. Small treasures like "your lips look great with my c*** wrapped around them" (yeah, read that again) or "I didn't have any homemade meals since leaving home" while actually eating a homemade meal... all I'm gonna say is I now understand why it takes Rina Kent a month to write a book: because they're actually trash.

I'm gonna get this out of the way and say I'm pretty sure this woman is neither 33 years old nor british; first, every single word in the book is written in american spelling and slang, plus there's a HUGE american presence for absolutely no reason, but the most important thing here is I'm CONVINCED this was written by a teenager.

First of all, she has NO idea how a university works, and she speaks of it in terms painfully similar to a high school (skipping grades, not knowing how a campus is structured or what it's realistic for a university to offer, etc). Second, I refuse to believe someone could intentionally base a MAFIA DARK ROMANCE NOVEL on 19 YEAR OLD CHARACTERS, unless that someone was like 15 and saw 19 year olds as full on adults. Which I think is what's happening here.

On one hand we have the FMC, Glyndon (names are ATROCIOUS in this book) who is an artsy wattpad cliché girl, just as every girl in this story (they're all also virgins - again, teenager behaviour). Obviously Glyndon has no personality, but alas.

And then there's Killian, who is our psycopath for today. I want to stress a few things about him: it's constantly stated that he's a genius and "skipped grades", which again, is not a thing, and he is the most arrogant, insufferable, narcissistic man I've ever had to read, ever. Just thinking about this being a 19 year old makes me cringe at his every word and I just want to slap him across the face. He's literally a rich kid in need of someone just kicking him on the mouth. Plus, I don't know how someone can be THIS bad in bed AND boast so much about it.

This book starts with full on oral rape. I know both the author and some reviewers insist this is "dubious consent", but if you've EVER read dubcon and noncon fanfiction you know EXACTLY in which category this falls, and that's not dubcon. I didn't appreciate how Killian keeps being annoying and stating he doesn't care what Glyndon wants and he's gonna keep raping her if he wants to, yet we're told this is a romance and she falls for him. I also didn't appreciate how halfway through the book the author tried to excuse every man's behaviour in this series by basically giving every single girl in the book a secret rape fantasy, even after we saw Glyndon say she did NOT want it, and constantly appealing to the "oh but she is wet so she must want it" argument - just disgusting behaviour and a complete disrespect toward very real rape victims. Could you imagine if a man wrote those words continuously in his book? Yeah, no.

Finally we have the rest of the characters, which again, horribly written. Most of them are NPCs, there's a russian one who loves Tchaikovsky and whose family is in the Bratva (you get where I'm going with this) and there's this weird "school god" (every single man in this book is a school god, btw) who women are supposed to be fawning over but he is supposed to talk about himself in THE THIRD PERSON and call himself MY LORDSHIP (let's be FOR REAL FOR A MINUTE). Anyway Rina does not seem to know what the third person is since she didn't use it a single time in any of this guy's dialogues. Perhaps they haven't covered third person yet in her class.

Plot wise, there really isn't one. 

I'll finish this review by stating that I didn't think there could be a worse book than Haunting Adeline on God's green Earth and I am now very unhappy to have been proven wrong.