"He's got a pointy bald head, and too much flesh hanging around his neck. The resulting combination gives him an unlikely yet striking resemblance to an uncircumcised penis. I secretly call him Rumpelforeskin.
Rumpelforeskin always corners me at Bethany's parties, which isn't too hard to do because I'm usually lurking in the corner.
'You still working for that brainy magazine?' he asked, adjusting the tan knit cap covering his dome. I swear to God he looked just like a life-sized demonstration for Safer Sex Awareness Week."

I'd say this book actually gets 4.5 stars. I met Jessica Darling back in high school and loved her since the first page of Megan McCafferty's Sloppy Firsts. I only have one more to go and I'm not sure I want them to end yet. This series has had me laughing from the beginning to where I am now - finished with Fourth Comings. This book was wonderful, just as the others have been. I recommend them to anyone and everyone who has a good sense of humor and a bit of a cynical, snarky side.