I would like to thank the publisher and NetGalley for allowing me to read and honestly review an advanced reader’s copy of this book.
I would like to now spend some time screaming about this book. Because this book is everything to me.

I don’t know where to start. I thought A Taste of Gold and Iron was perfect but this?? This is even more perfect. This book had me smiling the whole way through, and laughing out loud far too often. It was written in such a slutty way without including actual smut, and that is my favourite.
I need more. I need more books written in this world, I need more of the fantastic character work this author delivers every single time. I humbly request more pathetic little raccoon men. I love Avra so much, what a sad pathetic-kitten of a man.
I also loved Julian, I loved Tev, I loved Cat, this book is just full of hilarious and endearing characters, and fun pirate hijinks, and Avra being an attention slut.

It ended far too soon. I’m actually reading this ARC while I’m sick, and honestly it’s cheered me up so much. Alexandra Rowland is an auto-buy author for me now, and I highly recommend their work.

I can only give this 5 starts, but please know that in my heart, I have given it 100/5⭐️, because that is the dramatic score dear Avra deserves