It’s a 3.5 rounded up. The first half was better than the second. The second half felt like a completely different book and felt out of place. They would’ve been great had they been two separate books BUT for all the cringy lines… I did kinda enjoy it. I mean… let’s look at the best line in the book that made me chuckle at least
“Please, God. Don’t let her have a fisting kink, I thought.”
Plus the one time he addressed the reader. Idk it was silly enough I had a good time.