A review by dreareads_
Vampires of El Norte by Isabel Cañas

fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

It’s 2.5 but Goodreads won’t let me give half stars.

HOLY MISCOMMUNICATION BATMAN!

From the title not properly representing what the story is about to a romance story predicated on the dumbest miscommunication trope ever created this book simply was not enjoyable to me.

*slight spoiler* the use of vampires as tools for colonizers is a very interesting premise, and when it was explored the horror of it all really came through the page. I wanted more of the body horror, of the tension rising as colonizers presented a higher threat than any supernatural creature could. The potential of the story was RIGHT THERE

Unfortunately, this was all background to one of the most lackluster romances I have ever read. The set up for their conflict was so stupid I couldn’t stop rolling my eyes. Even when the miscommunication was solved, the “she’s rich he’s poor their love isn’t possible” set up felt so inconsequential that I was annoyed we spent any time on it. 

On top of all of this, the character of Nena was one of the most annoying female characters I have ever read. She’s a professional victim that is written like a girlboss reminiscent of the 2000s YA craze. There was one particular chapter where I simply wanted to throw my book into the ocean out of frustration with Nena.

Also, I usually love the use of Spanish in books but here it was nonsensical and felt like it was being sprinkled in without much reason (not even in a manner that reflected bilingual speech) 

I gave it 2.5 because when the horror comes in it really works, especially when showing the pains of colonialism. Unfortunately the rest was just.. not it.