“Do you know why he wears red? I do. It hides the blood stains better .. Even though he usually cleans the blood up.”

Told by Simon the Elf, Santa the Vampire shows the evil side to the big red man we all know and love. From murdering innocent people for their blood to enslaving his staff, this book shows the dark side of Christmas. And if you think Mrs Clause and Rudolph are innocent, you can think again.

What have I just read?!?! I requested a copy of this book through Netgalley as the synopsis had me laughing and intrigued by how the author would progress with this story line. I must admit it did make me laugh, but it was such a ridiculous story! There are trigger warnings at the start of this book which readers should definitely be aware of before deciding to continue with this book as it does dive into some very controversial and difficult topics. I’m lost for words, this book is like no other book I have read, and if I’m honest, I hope I don’t read another like it.