This should be brilliant. It's not. It is SO badly written. I had to read and re read passages to try and decipher what the heck they were saying. After battling through just over half the book I had to call it a day for my own sanity. 
I usually pass books on to friends when I'm finished with them, but I don't have anyone in my life that I dislike that much, so this is one for the log burner.