Unbelievable. Literally. Nearly nobody's actions were plausible, and most of the main characters seemed to be walking contradictions, where they were sketched in enough detail that I was able to reason about them. The writing style left me flat, and the plot was laughably thin and bizarre.

There are enough glowing reviews here to make me wonder if I'm missing something, but for the life of me I just can't see it. Or even guess what it's supposed to be.

I couldn't even take my copy to the used book store, instead opting to give it to my local library so nobody would add insult to injury by paying to read it...