This book is what it is. And it has that cover, which is unfortunate, seeing as even as this was legitimately catalogued in the ADULT fiction section, there was clearly no option of taking this cover out in public. But it was surprisingly fun! The references, both in regards to the source material (the original Dracula) and contemporary vampires were sharp and clever and often pretty funny, and Meena, the protagonist was more Buffy than Bella. It's going to feel super dated in five years, but in the meantime, it's a solid light read.