“When you’re a girl who really loves a thing it’s not just about you and the thing. Everyone else makes it their problem. You can’t love the thing unseen. You either pointblank love the wrong thing (Take That), or you love the right thing (Blur) but in the wrong way (screaming at concerts) or for the wrong reasons (ogling). You can try to sidestep judgment by trying to love your thing the way a man would, but sadly you remain a girl so now you’re a fake.”