Whether or not this was actually written by Thomas Kyd (which, when looking at the evidence, it PROBABLY wasn't. Probably) it was still a fun little jaunt. Except not really. Anyways, here's some 16th century misogyny:

Horatio: Whether in such hast, my second selfe?
Andrea: I faith, my deare bosome, to take solemne leaue / Of a most weeping creature.
Horatio: Thats a woman.