A review by hayhayhayeo
The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien

4.0

I liked the tirade against Stalinist Russia--oops, I mean Sharkey-ist Shire--towards the end.
Unfortunately, this one did not have Ents.
Also I was disappointed by the reunion of Sam and Frodo with Merry and Pippin. It was kind of like "Oh hey, you just did all that magnificent shit and you got back a couple hours ago but yeah I'm serving some shit now we'll catch up later k bye." Merry and Pippin did magnificent shit too, but no one seemed that concerned over the fact that they were reunited (didn't it feel so good?). I wanted hobbit tears. Delicious hobbit tears.