Reading this book was like listening to someone telling a really, REALLY long story... full of extra and unnecessary details... and you start tuning in and out... and keep wondering, "This is still going on? Why am I still here? When will this end?"
I mean, this story is very read-able, although in a totally monotone, apathetic way.
Honestly? I got up to page 369, and then thought, "If this book had ended 194 pages ago, I may have enjoyed it."