When you receive a book authored by one of the most preeminent and esteemed thinkers of modern-day thinking, you put down all other books to read it. 
 Possibly never to return to said previous books. No other books are as enlightening or exhaustive.
 Thank you to Grand Central Publishing and Hachette Books for my gifted copy of this informational tome of knowledge, penned by the noteworthy and erudite Philomena Cunk.
 Stick some pylons out onto that unreliable information superhighway and procure Cunk On Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena.
 You've seen her Netflix series, Cunk On Earth. From that, we know Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic is the national anthem of Canada.
 Just imagine a written version of the same masterfully compiled particulars of our world and existence. Points you may never have pondered before, and will never have to again - from Adam and Eve, to Zombies.
 Make a commitment to improving yourself and your expertness with this contemporary classic.
 Look no further than Cunk On Everything. 
 For release on Sept. 26.