Instead of being an ignorant Colleen Hoover hater I am now an educated Colleen Hoover hater.  This book reads like it was written by a horny teenager with no understanding of subtext.  The flimsy self-insert main character needs a female friend and a job that doesn’t involve words.  The twist is visible from space.  I am glad that books are going viral on TikTok and people are reading, no matter what they read, but they’re crazy for this one.