[fart noise]

Tempted to just leave my review at that, and maybe I actually should? 

Nah. 

I like a lot of extreme horror/splatterpunk, and I LOVE the angry cannibal ladies, but I HATE when it's all just "ope, she's mentally ill, that's why she eats people!" I don't want to feel SORRY for them! What the fuck, that IS not the point at all. 

Also terribly overwritten. Like, Baby's First Fic™ (from a fandom I'm not part of) overwritten. Like, my editor did me a terrible disservice by not telling me these sentences sounded better in my head than they do on the page overwritten. 

It took me an hour and forty five minutes to read this, and I already wish I had that time back.