It’s 3am and I need to be up in 4 hours and I don’t think I’m entirely lucid while writing this chaotic review but here we goOOOOOOO


I’m pretty sure my neighbours will either call an ambulance or animal control for me thanks to all of the screaming crying screeching squealing wailing and crawling around the walls like a maniac I did while DEVOURING this book

ngl I was so scared it would end up badly I started vibrating with stress (a 2/10 experience would not recommend) and my hands wouldn’t stop shaking for the last 10% of the book which made it very inconvenient to read

BUT

but.

Evangeline you little minx!!!! “I just forgot how to breathe”????? gIRL SAME the only difference is that you’re fictional and I’m not and I could’ve died thinking you’re dead too??? SO NOT COOL

Jacks. My sweet broken beautiful Jacks I love you so much you make me forget how to use punctuation (jk I never knew how to properly use it)

I wished Apollo a slow and painful death and this mf got what he deserved but I somehow still wish he suffered more. Petition for Stephanie to write an extra epilogue where he dies over and over again AND HE BETTER TAKES AURORA WITH HIM THROUGH THIS ETERNAL HELL AND MISERY