Three generous stars

Let’s play a game of choose your review. I’ve hidden three separate one-line reviews for this very hyped up book behind spoiler tags. Open the tag of your choice and enjoy my less than enthusiastic thoughts. Alternatively, if you loved this book, leave the tags unopened and we can pretend I never read this.

1.

Spoiler

I’d have enjoyed this book more if I’d never read a book before in my life

2.

Spoiler

Everything about this book was contrived and unoriginal; it was average af

3.

Spoiler

Suggestion for new book blurb: a clichéd vigilante serial killer and a low-key bad at his job FBI agent have mediocre sex in between exchanging unwitty sexual banter reminiscent of bad porn dialogue