The protagonist is insufferably weak (i.e. “if he’s yelling at me it’s because I made him mad.”). Plot points are over-the-top and unbelievable (a man who was in prison for most of his life suddenly has ridiculously high standards of dietary consumption, eating like a Men’s Health magazine model...?). The story was dull with a predictable, unsatisfying ending.

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The protagonist is insufferably weak (i.e. “if he’s yelling at me it’s because I made him mad.”). Plot points are over-the-top and unbelievable (a man who was in prison for most of his life suddenly has ridiculously high standards of dietary consumption, eating like a Men’s Health magazine model...?). The story was dull with a predictable, unsatisfying ending.