Nope nope nope. This was NOT for me. I had heard that it was weird, that it was too weird even for some people. But I thought: "I can handle weird, I can understand weird, I can look behind the weird and see the meaning of it." I couldn't. All I read was

sex with a mermaid

And it was not pleasent. I wanted to DNF it multiple times, because it got too much, but I forced myself, because I really was sure it would all make sense in the end. Spoiler:

it didn't