Well, shit. I wanted to like this so much more than I actually did. Was so stoked about an adult CYOA format, but started having doubts almost immediately when it made no sense that

Marsh sent in her application the day before filming started

. And then every time

Ren

showed up, I was all

"that fucker is behind all of this, watch."

AND I WAS RIGHT. Around the time I realized, I stopped making choices and just read to find out if I was right. And I was, so I won, except I didn't bc I still spent several hours reading this shit.