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Fifty Shades of Gorgosaur by Lola Faust

5 reviews

tacochelle's review

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dark funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

3.0

Thanks to NetGalley and BooksGoSocial for the ARC.

Fifty Shades of Grey, but replace the asshole billionaire with a dinosaur. He is just a dino, doesn't even talk. Along with a literal thirst for goats and abusive exes, he also has a thirst for... naughtier things. It's entertaining enough, exactly what it says it's gonna be.

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jen01l's review

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1.0

Utterly ridiculous! So many grammatical and spelling errors, anatomical impossibilities and plot inconsistencies! Weird descriptions for anatomy. Trigger warnings are absolutely hilarious! A bizarre twist at the end. Feels like the main character is a little mentally unstable! 

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kpturner90's review

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funny fast-paced

2.0

One of those guilty pleasure type books. You know people might think you're crazy if they knew you were reading it....hell, YOU kind of think you're crazy for reading it! But it keeps you turning pages as fast as you can because you have to devour the story! It's okay to indulge in books of the unusual variety sometimes. You have to have a little fun and embrace the different!

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seitenweise_jenny's review

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funny medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? N/A
  • Strong character development? N/A
  • Loveable characters? N/A
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? N/A

1.5

This book was wild. 
A previous Christian girl next door - still a virgin - goes on to live all her weird sex fantasies ?!
Fifty Shades of Grey with 0 story but he's a dinosaur.šŸ¦–
There was also a goat. And an orgy.
Ofc she also had an inner "tigress" 

Iā€™m a virgin,ā€ sheā€™d whisper, just like the girl in the porno. For her, unlike the plastic actress, it was true. But Alessandra knew that, given the opportunity, her inner tigress would claw her way out of the Bible-study basement in her soul and get herself speared like a hot dog at a beach barbeque.

I've never seen so many funny words for sex organs šŸ˜‚
l of veins that curved gently into folds that looked almost organic, like the fleshy petals of the most beautiful flower, the one between the legs

The huge prehensile tongue that had lapped so fervently at her soaked and dripping love-tunnel gate, the heat and hunger from him that had flowed through her body like lava and erupted into an orgasm that felt volcanicā€¦

her, stroking the entirety of her sex with her tongue as if her open love-portal was a delicious pussy-flavoured soft-serve ice cream.

clit as a teaseā€¦ and then tongued slow circles around Ms. Hammondā€™s ecstasy-button, 

This was an all-natural, in-the-flesh, prehistoric-but-apparently-not, ribbed-for-her-pleasure-and-also-probably-for-evolutionary-reasons reptilian cock that belonged to a billionaire who was paying her more than a million dollars a year to bring her to ecstatic heights that she hadnā€™t known existed.

Her own pussy was a spring of eternal lust

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yellowbinge's review

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funny fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

3.0

Publishing date: 02.12.2024
Thank you to NetGalley and BooksGoSocial for the ARC. My opinions are my own. 

I have a term for books like this. "Fast-food literature". It is when you know it will not be anything mind blowing, life changing, or something you dare recommend to others. Even keeping a copy on your shelves is risky in this case. But these kinds of books have their place. 

I like a little "fast-food" book every now and again. Is it only 3 stars? Yes. Did I enjoy it greatly? Oh, yes. Is this basically just a Mary-Sue fantasy filled with "corn"? Yeah ...

This is a nasty, weird, Mary-Sue, too many variants of the same word, fanfiction level writing, type of book. I adore it for all of its aspects. 

If you are a weirdo like me and can appreciate this for what it is, read it. You will cringe and not believe a single thing happening, but you will enjoy yourself. 

Final ranking and star rating? 
3 stars, C tier. Such a creative book. I would love to pry into the author's mind ... Recommended to weirdos, not recommended to normies. Until now I had not read any Lola Faust books, but I am definitely finding the rest. 


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